I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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