She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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