But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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