walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize