there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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