look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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