Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I look better un-naked...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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