We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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