Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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