Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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