Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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