i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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