508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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