i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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