No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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