so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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