im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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