you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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