Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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