I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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