there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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