i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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