"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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