In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The Olympian is in my bed
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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