but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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