Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I wish i was in the wii world.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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