Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
my sisters under your porch take her home
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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