I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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