No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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