areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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