Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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