For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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