I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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