Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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