Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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