Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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