peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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