If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
its liver damage thursday
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