508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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