pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
be right there i have to get my cape
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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