Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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