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(646): View more from New York

Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?

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(649): View more from Turks & Caicos

So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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(443): View more from Maryland

i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.

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(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: five guys for breakfast

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new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.

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(480): View more from Arizona

New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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(760): View more from California

i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.

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(424): View more from California

Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.

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