I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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