therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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