she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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