i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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