You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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