My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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