My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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