we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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