Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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