if only i could text you this smell
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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