she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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